Urinetown

Ummm...where do I begin with this one? And I had to ask myself, "Do I want to share?" Yes, indeed I do. At least you can enjoy my stupidity and look both ways before you squat. As usual, I drank an equine amount of water before the ride on Saturday and I got on the bike and had to pee within the first 5 minutes of the ride. There seemed to be people everywhere and it was becoming an emergency. I pulled over, peeled down my tights in record time and flung my gloves on the ground and proceeded to relieve myself. I turned around to grab my gloves and realized I had pissed all over one of them and sprayed on the other. Really, Jocelyn? Really? Thank God it was warm out and I had a chance to let it dry by hanging it out of my back pocket. Yes, I still wore it once it was dry. I did go home and wash them as well as my grips for good measure.

I think this surpasses the time when I first started riding a bike and decided that Bike Lusting the ENTIRE bike was a good idea. Saddle, grips, brake rotors, etc. I think we all know how that worked out.